trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

paradoxxicalness:

constellationofhope:

just because I have scars on my wrist, doesn’t mean I’m strong.

just because you kissed them, doesn’t mean you’re a hero.

Wow, this really hits home.

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

oomshi:

do me for the vine

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

whitnip1313:

Bright af outside

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

And it has been
one hell
of a year.
I have worn
the seasons
under my sleeves,
on my thighs,
running down my cheeks.
This is what
surviving
looks like, my dear.
ofjack